Yeah, I did it. I work at a solidly built corporation and earned a paycheck. This paycheck, I promptly cashed it, put it in my wallet, and lost the wallet at the beach. Not a good day. I guess with these things one must be detached and simply accept that, life is a mean cruel ugly thing.
An interesting result of this problem, is every difficult customer seems to have my wallet tucked in their purse. The first couple times this happened, I was ready to confront the customer and take what was mine. But it would always turn out to be a different wallet and I would just bag the groceries. Losing a paycheck messes with your head. On the positive side, I learned the true value of 15 hours of honest work; zilch.
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you got $90 for 15 hours. i get $96 for 12. EIGHT DOLLARS AN HOUR...plus tips! mwahahahahahaha.
p.s. your gift was faboulous if i do say.
i get no money because i am unemployed... YAY FOR MOOCHING OFF PARENTALS!!!
btw, b.boy, don't bring your wallet to the beach. if you do, make sure it is carefully secured. duh
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