Saturday, July 7, 2007

Paper in Plastic

After bagging for three shifts, I've basically seen all there ever will be. Start with plastic, unless they ask for paper. No duh, right? But then you have combo people, as in, could you give me non-decomposable petroleum based shells, lined with a layer of destroyed rain forest, because I don't think my SUV is pumping enough CO2 into the air today, people. As an environmentalist, I feel entitled to dislike these people. However, the root of my enmity has nothing to do with global warming. They just take more time out of my shift.
These aren't the only people who idealistically clash with me. People who buy lots of Gatorade just seem messed up too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

says the boy with the hippie bus ;)
--jen

Anonymous said...

haha! this is soooo funny! like, the best one!

~libby