In general, I don't read chainmail but every now and then, I get one that, because I have no other mail, I'll read. Most 1% of chainmail I get and read is actual crap, just like I thought it would be, but every now and then, one will be intersting and funny enough to make me literally snort in my coffee laughing. Props to Emma.
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS ,BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICE WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.... :-)
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what did the buddist monk say to the hotdog vendor?
make me one with everything
haha! i got this too, so awesome!
btw, this is Libby
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