Slow news day

So...um...uh...How about them Red Sox's? The rookie threw a no-hitter a few nights ago. "Emma" a poster on this site turned 15, little shout out "HI EMMA". What else i got, no horrifying appliance disappearances, unless you count the alarm clock, which,um, slip and fell on the ice. Yeah, that's right, the alarm clock fell. Readers, your probably thinking "what is he doing, when he has nothing to say?". Well, first and foremost, I am avoiding french reading. I have less the 24 hours know, so I really should do a little. Enjoy your first days of school. May the teachers be merciful, the homework be light, and the snow fall heavy.