Mr. Bill

This is part one in a series of rants against the man. Mr.Bill, you think your so cool with your mock turtle necks and your whispy chest hair. I've got news for you. YOUR NOT!You think just because you were a nerdy pot smoking track star , all your students will think your just as cool as cracker jack? Guess what? YOUR NOT! You think that just because you talk about porn and hookers your that awesome teacher that keeps it real. YOUR NOT! Basically, you sound like a perv, and guess what? Teenage girls don't like pervs. Thats right, so all your "witty banter" and your screened office window, and your nasty ass couch, they are all worthless, because you are a pervy man.
You want to be just like Mr. Shmonzett but guess what? You are bald! thats right you are bald. Bam.
And whats with all the capitalist bs? You are a teacher at a private school. If you were sucking the teet of the capitalist system, ok, but no. You have spent 18 years of your life catering to the snooty children of the bourgeuise for less then 50 grand a year. And all you can think about is, gee, maybe someday i will make an impact on their lives, like that movie with the tango teacher.
Ha, you spend more time on your New Years Plans then Mercantilism and why? Because you put on your tux and went to a party were nobody you knew was there. Who does that? Just goes to a random party? And what was your big moment of the night? You spoke german with some middle aged lady as desperate as you. ROCK ON CASANOVA! Of course, with all you witty stories about sex drugs and history, how did you fail to mention casanova? he had a profound affect on the history of Europe!
One more thing, your grading system. If your gonna bump people up ten points, bump me up your rhymes with ick.
So, you sad little man in the pocket of the bigger man, go on and do what you do. Make more sketchy jokes, tell us more about your highschool experience, and teach as little history as possible. The kids don't care about history I guess. They think that the details are irrelevant. That they should only need to learn the broad concepts and patterns. To this I say, WTF? History is the details.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!